jeankirschste1n:

i didn’t know dr seuss wrote about homestuck cosplay

sharped0:

thatvegancosplayer:

jerseygovegan:

Cutie Pie

It’s like he’s in a little hoodie! ;-;

you could say he’s a…

HOOD RAT

me: babe we gonna smash tonight
babe: wait i'm not ready for this
me: *hands babe GameCube controller* 1v1, No Items, Final Destination

aqua:

mikustache:

I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.

and they end up having a straight cis male child

haha

damn my child has fundamental human rights and is going to live a life free of oppression what a kick in the balls what a truly terrible thing 2 wish on someone

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

mosiacroll:

it is i, nonons evil twin sister, ouioui

diaemyung:

Pretty much about my whole life